Kevin and Renae’s Blog

9th Nov, 2010

Beer Frame Bowling League

Yes, you read that correctly. Kevin and I are in a bowling league, but as you can tell, nobody there really takes each other seriously…part of the fun of it! We dress up every year for halloween and it only seems to get better every year! The quote from the bowling leauge master is as follows:

Best Team Costume – The Sore Peeps. It was a very close call, but the ball factor pushed the Peeps over the top. The league is still investigating how nobody vomited when the leotarded gentleman did their rally dance.
Best Costume Timeliness – The Chilean Miners. The outfits were spot on and as far as I could tell the only departure from reality was Slaughter’s name tag. I don’t recall any Derr T. Sanchez being among the miners trapped underground.
Best Costume Team X2 – The polygamists. In any other year, this would have probably taken the top spot, but the fact that two teams showed up with the same costumes raised some eyebrows. Was their collusion? Did one team steal the idea from the other? Was Saver’s having a blow out sale on handmade dresses? If two male polygamists are involved in the homosexual relationship, do all the Sister wives get angry OR is it more like a multi corporation merger, where ALL the assets of both parties are merged in an effort to drive synergies?
Worst Costume Individual – Tom Mogensen. I have to say that it is hard to pull off Mr. Chow from the hangover when you forget your shiny track leisure jacket, your Chinese accent and look more like the commissioner of a lawn bowling league.
Best Costume Individual “It’s Like Looking Into the Future” – Frank Grinnell. The comb over, beer belly and jacked up teeth was like looking at Frank circa 2020. Dana, you are one lucky lady.
Best “Playing Their Characters” Team Costume – Three Fingers. Between the backspins, worms and stripping the 3 Fingers really got into their characters. With one more strike I thought we were going to see panties.
Best “Is she even in costume” – Sister wife Dana Grinnell. Dana for the pious look you were a natural. If the spine gig goes south you may have a lucrative second career selling bibles at LAX.